Oak Aged. Off The Charts at $5.99

Dear Wine Lover,

I can't take all the credit. After all, our good friend Jimmy Kimmel made the wine...but I made the deal! 

Here is oak aged Merlot; soft, supple, long finish...and at $5.99! He sells it out of the winery for $16.00/bottle... 

Why do you get such a great price? Because...well, he likes me and he doesn't want to a retail chain selling the wine to anyone for $5.99...he would rather have you get the deal so he can get ready for the next vintage... 

Viola...that is how I do it?!